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Category Computers
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| The robot is going to lose. Not by much. But when the final score is tallied, flesh and blood is going to beat the damn monster. Author Adam Smith | ||||
| The NeXT Computer: The hardware makes it a PC, the software makes it a workstation, the unit sales makes it a mainframe. Author Anon. | ||||
| What goes up must come down. Ask any system administrator. Author Anon. | ||||
| Who's General Failure and why's he reading my disk? Author Anon. | ||||
| Whom computers would destroy, they must first drive mad. Author Anon. | ||||
| Sped up my XT; ran it on 220v! Works greO?_| Author Anon. | ||||
| If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing. Author Anon. | ||||
| Intel has announced its next chip: the Repentium. Author Anon. | ||||
| Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand. Author Anon. | ||||
| All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors. Author Anon. | ||||
| Want to make your computer go really fast? Throw it out a window. Author Anon. | ||||
| If a trainstation is where the train stops, what's a workstation...? Author Anon. | ||||
| I do not fear computers. I fear lack of them. Author Isaac Asimov | ||||
| I have a spelling checker It came with my PC; It plainly marks four my revue Mistakes I cannot sea. I've run this poem threw it, I'm sure your pleased too no, Its letter perfect in it's weigh, My checker tolled me sew. Author Janet Minor | ||||
| Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked. Author Jeff Pesis | ||||
| The best way to accelerate a Macintosh is at 9.8m/sec/sec. Author Marcus Dolengo | ||||
| A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. Author Mitch Ratliffe | ||||
| The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in; we're computer professionals. We cause accidents. Author Nathaniel Borenstein | ||||
| The computer is a moron. Author Peter Drucker | ||||
| The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up, there's no law against whacking them around a little. Author Porterfield | ||||
| If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get one million miles to the gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside. Author Robert X Cringely | ||||
| Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. Author Steve Wozniak | ||||
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